Have You Given Anyone UTI?
Am currently digesting 2 hours worth of mind-numbingly boring material. The first lecture was pure shite.. Microbiology.. Which saddens me, cause microB has always been my favourite. It was an hour (seemed a lot longer tho) of bacteria and more bacteria. What a way to kick off the term.
2nd lecture was relatively interesting. Thanks to our phallic members (which account for our long urethras: ~15cm over the females' ~5cm), we are at least 4 times less likely to contract UTI. Saves the male gender a lot of painful pissing and cranberry juice gulping, eh? :)
I hate people who talk during lectures. I mean, why the fuck do you bother to sit in for hours on end if you don't plan to pay attention? Stay home and brush your hair! Play dress up! Anything!
Bitches.
2nd lecture was relatively interesting. Thanks to our phallic members (which account for our long urethras: ~15cm over the females' ~5cm), we are at least 4 times less likely to contract UTI. Saves the male gender a lot of painful pissing and cranberry juice gulping, eh? :)
I hate people who talk during lectures. I mean, why the fuck do you bother to sit in for hours on end if you don't plan to pay attention? Stay home and brush your hair! Play dress up! Anything!
Bitches.
This entry was posted by tsh, on
Monday, April 04, 2005.
You can bitch back.
hey!! i just did a whole big thing on UTI too. yeah guys coz prostatic fluid ma we don't have :P anyways, ur blog is entertaining ;)
oops.. i just realised that u left a comment.. sorry :) it's been a long time.. how's life in the U of SA? hope all it well..
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