Gay Whore
Just got off the phone with a classmate.
For the second time in three days, she's called up crying. Nervous breakdown. Finals begin in three days. She's got me shaking everywhere. And not in a positive, happy way.
When I'm stressed, I drink lots of coffee.
My huge jar of Gold Blend (50% extra, free!) is fast diminishing. My urine is increasingly yellow, and decreasing in amount.
When I'm stressed, I eat lots of rich tea biscuits.
This is my second tube.
When I'm stressed, I shred paper. Empty pizza boxes, juice cartons, anything.
This is my tong sampah.
I think I'm stressed.
Two questions..
1. Am I a camerawhore gigolo?
- Almost all of my recent posts have been generously aided by pretty, colourful visuals. I'm cunningly trying to distract you lot from the dismal quality of my writing. Hence, pictures. So you go : "Wahh.. Coloourr.. Picturesss.." and proceed to drool. Admit it. You do. I have succeeded.
2. Am I slowly but surely crossing over to the dark side?
- Am talking about homosexuality, you nerd. Was talking to my housemate earlier in the day and listening to him made me smile. The smile was a very gay smile. Housemate says the word cookie in an odd way. It almost sounds like cocky. I think it's cute.
Fuck, I am going gay. Cibai!
Have had nothing much to say, as nothing much happens when you're home the whole day. Am guessing the situation will remain unchanged, at least till the fourteenth, when my finals end. God, please press fast forward on your universal remote control. Thank you.
Dreamt that Nicole came into my room and proceeded to drop trou'. Good dream.
For the second time in three days, she's called up crying. Nervous breakdown. Finals begin in three days. She's got me shaking everywhere. And not in a positive, happy way.
When I'm stressed, I drink lots of coffee.
My huge jar of Gold Blend (50% extra, free!) is fast diminishing. My urine is increasingly yellow, and decreasing in amount.
When I'm stressed, I eat lots of rich tea biscuits.
This is my second tube.
When I'm stressed, I shred paper. Empty pizza boxes, juice cartons, anything.
This is my tong sampah.
I think I'm stressed.
Two questions..
1. Am I a camera
- Almost all of my recent posts have been generously aided by pretty, colourful visuals. I'm cunningly trying to distract you lot from the dismal quality of my writing. Hence, pictures. So you go : "Wahh.. Coloourr.. Picturesss.." and proceed to drool. Admit it. You do. I have succeeded.
2. Am I slowly but surely crossing over to the dark side?
- Am talking about homosexuality, you nerd. Was talking to my housemate earlier in the day and listening to him made me smile. The smile was a very gay smile. Housemate says the word cookie in an odd way. It almost sounds like cocky. I think it's cute.
Fuck, I am going gay. Cibai!
Have had nothing much to say, as nothing much happens when you're home the whole day. Am guessing the situation will remain unchanged, at least till the fourteenth, when my finals end. God, please press fast forward on your universal remote control. Thank you.
Dreamt that Nicole came into my room and proceeded to drop trou'. Good dream.
This entry was posted by tsh, on
Tuesday, May 03, 2005.
You can bitch back.
LOL. I love reading your posts. Very amusing ;) Anyways, all the best in your exams! :)
Meiyun!
Thanks :)
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