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My Father Is A Farmer

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..to my good flen. His names is perfect pint.


Perfect pint are my vely good flen. He is very frenly. Espesially when you have exams near near. He is cold cold. He taste good good. He is quiet hard to pour plopely. He don't comprain, like girls. He don't judging you. He love you without asking many kwestion. He can make you vely happy happy.

Perfect pint come from his mother. His mother name is fridgepack. I show you, wait.


This is perfect pint mother. Is name fridge pack. Is vely cheap becos got plomotion. Only twelve eulo for 8 small baby perfect pint. Very easy to keep in your flidge. Because smart pakaging, compless into one small kadbod box.

You shoud make fren with perfect pint and his mother. Espesially when you boring and no one to talk to. And when you stardi until you want to kick your mother.

*hic*

This entry was posted by tsh, on Monday, May 09, 2005. You can bitch back.

  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 9/5/05 2:40 PM |  

    erm...u're drunk. your Inglish veli bad, espesially when u kompare 2 the plevious post.

    I did not learn new words today. Just tons of wrong spellings

  2. Anonymous Anonymous | 9/5/05 5:18 PM |  

    lol. drunk how to study ar??

  3. Blogger tsh | 10/5/05 4:26 AM |  

    yz, my : i was not drunk lehh.. saja only.. but i was slightly high high.. which explained me knocking over my perfect pint.. all over my mac.. and now it's fucking dead. like total kantui mati. shit. am commenting from ben's place now.

    alvin : sama-sama ujian.. gluck, dont forget our mamak date in pg..

    see ya guys, keep well!

    anyone feeling particularly generous? donate money for new laptop.. send money.. please

  4. Blogger YU JIAN | 10/5/05 5:26 AM |  

    If you can get your hands on some ... Newcastle Brown Ale is a PERFECTER PINT and the DADDY of All That Is Heavenly Nectar...

    *TSCHHKK....gloop gloop gloop ... ahhhhhhhhhhh ... *

    - Newkie Brown. Why wait for Death when Heaven is cold and frosty in your hands? -

  5. Blogger tsh | 10/5/05 5:38 AM |  

    hey yu jian.. yeah newcastle brown is good.. but we're standard-beer chinamen most of the time..

    u like dark? should try smithwicks then.. it's irish.. good ale!

    also erdinger.. german wheat beer..

    happy drinking!

  6. Anonymous Anonymous | 10/5/05 10:17 PM |  

    U have my condolences. R.I.P Mr Mac

  7. Blogger YU JIAN | 11/5/05 2:24 AM |  

    Smithwicks... hmm I'll be sure to remember that. Thanks.

    Yeah, know wat you mean. Funny thing is, the other day we had Tiger beer in a chinese restaurant and suddenly I felt like going home. Nothing represents drinking behind Crown Prince beach more than Tiger beer ... hahahaha hidup lar Harimau Arak

  8. Blogger tsh | 11/5/05 6:38 AM |  

    yjan! yeah man tger's the fckng ltmate.. we have tger sessons once a week, or whenever we have excess cash to brn.

    t's fckng 3eros for a small 330ml bottle, balls. ht the spot when sad t brngs back to crown prnce.

    good sht, good sht. pg ka for lfe btch!

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