New Beginning
Fulamak I know the title sounds damn keng, but it's nothing deep la; what I want to say.
Am finally rid of the hassle of sharing a computer with the sister. More importantly, am free from the eternal hellfire bondage that is using Windows.
Fuck man no kidding. In the one month or so since my PowerBook died on me, the sister's computer had to be formatted twice and we've had to reinstall Windows almost a dozen times. Spyware, trojan, backdoor, virus and dunno what other ku ku ciau fucked up-ness.
No kidding, baby. Not joking.
My feet are up on the table cause I want to give the sister's Dell as many fingers as possible. I've nothing against the maker, I just pity that it runs stupid fucking cibai Windows. And yes, the sister's old laptop (at the back) is only worthy enough to be a placemat to my ashtray.
It doesn't even deserve to be my ashtray - if it was, I'd ash all over it, trust me.
Sorry there's so much hate, but they have given me too much shit. Too much too much shit.
So it's goodbye ku ku ciaus..
And hello MacBook. *flashes toothy grin*
I really wanted a MacBook Pro, but they were too freaking expensive. Considering the extra fields the farmer and I would have to plow, I (painfully) bid the Pro adieu. Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. I am sure you'd have been tight. Tight. Woo tight.
My only complaint about the new toy thus far is that it runs really really hot. Man it will burn your balls/ovaries and guarantee you a life free from the noise and bullshit that children come with, if you dare use it on your lap.
Laptop. What an oxymoron.
Notice the two stacks of Carlsberg coasters I prop the MacBook up on? That's my temporary solution - my own makeshift laptop cooling system - until I get something more.. or less, rather, stupid-looking.
I suspect that's what killed my PowerBook - overheating. The table is glass-topped, and doesn't really do much in terms of dispersing heat.
They were selling these metal frame things which looked like mutilated coat hangers - to prop your laptop up, for like 69 bucks. Highway robbery, I tell you. Someone has to sell Apple in Penang as well, and actually offer some form of discount.
Anyone interested in a joint-venture?
Man they charged me 30 bucks for a stupid FireWire cable, which turned out to be useless in the end, as I still can't transfer my stuff from the PowerBook. Woe is me. Just what the fuck am I gonna do?
I only gave the old girl a foot, as it served me ever-so-faithfully for three odd years. Too bad you had to blow up, bitch. Too bad I still can't pry all my documents and shite out of you (hopefully there will be a yet at the end of that sentence). We could have been good together, you and I. Sigh.
By far the coolest feature - the remote. Now I can watch porn from a distance - saving my screen from the occupational hazard that is the cum stain. Ho ho. And I can pause, rewind, fast-forward, even turn the volume up. Double ho ho. Let me tell you, cum stains are impossible to remove from the screen. Not to mention quite unhygienic. They turn yellow when they dry up.
Wokey too much R-rated stuff. Soli soli.
The built-in camera can do some pretty cool shit. So hemsem, hor? I look like some guy from that that that.. cartoon. The pretty recent 3D CGI whatnot one. Ding I can't think of the title.
Am off. Supper calls. I don't wanna keep Mr. Mohd. Raffe waiting.
As always, much love.
Am finally rid of the hassle of sharing a computer with the sister. More importantly, am free from the eternal hellfire bondage that is using Windows.
Fuck man no kidding. In the one month or so since my PowerBook died on me, the sister's computer had to be formatted twice and we've had to reinstall Windows almost a dozen times. Spyware, trojan, backdoor, virus and dunno what other ku ku ciau fucked up-ness.
No kidding, baby. Not joking.
My feet are up on the table cause I want to give the sister's Dell as many fingers as possible. I've nothing against the maker, I just pity that it runs stupid fucking cibai Windows. And yes, the sister's old laptop (at the back) is only worthy enough to be a placemat to my ashtray.
It doesn't even deserve to be my ashtray - if it was, I'd ash all over it, trust me.
Sorry there's so much hate, but they have given me too much shit. Too much too much shit.
So it's goodbye ku ku ciaus..
And hello MacBook. *flashes toothy grin*
I really wanted a MacBook Pro, but they were too freaking expensive. Considering the extra fields the farmer and I would have to plow, I (painfully) bid the Pro adieu. Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. I am sure you'd have been tight. Tight. Woo tight.
My only complaint about the new toy thus far is that it runs really really hot. Man it will burn your balls/ovaries and guarantee you a life free from the noise and bullshit that children come with, if you dare use it on your lap.
Laptop. What an oxymoron.
Notice the two stacks of Carlsberg coasters I prop the MacBook up on? That's my temporary solution - my own makeshift laptop cooling system - until I get something more.. or less, rather, stupid-looking.
I suspect that's what killed my PowerBook - overheating. The table is glass-topped, and doesn't really do much in terms of dispersing heat.
They were selling these metal frame things which looked like mutilated coat hangers - to prop your laptop up, for like 69 bucks. Highway robbery, I tell you. Someone has to sell Apple in Penang as well, and actually offer some form of discount.
Anyone interested in a joint-venture?
Man they charged me 30 bucks for a stupid FireWire cable, which turned out to be useless in the end, as I still can't transfer my stuff from the PowerBook. Woe is me. Just what the fuck am I gonna do?
I only gave the old girl a foot, as it served me ever-so-faithfully for three odd years. Too bad you had to blow up, bitch. Too bad I still can't pry all my documents and shite out of you (hopefully there will be a yet at the end of that sentence). We could have been good together, you and I. Sigh.
By far the coolest feature - the remote. Now I can watch porn from a distance - saving my screen from the occupational hazard that is the cum stain. Ho ho. And I can pause, rewind, fast-forward, even turn the volume up. Double ho ho. Let me tell you, cum stains are impossible to remove from the screen. Not to mention quite unhygienic. They turn yellow when they dry up.
Wokey too much R-rated stuff. Soli soli.
The built-in camera can do some pretty cool shit. So hemsem, hor? I look like some guy from that that that.. cartoon. The pretty recent 3D CGI whatnot one. Ding I can't think of the title.
Am off. Supper calls. I don't wanna keep Mr. Mohd. Raffe waiting.
As always, much love.
This entry was posted by tsh, on
Saturday, August 05, 2006.
You can bitch back.
Dude, that that that cartoon is mr. mr. mr. incredible. imho, pretty impossible for u to mould urself into that kinda fella unless ur karma is good before ur last breath on earth; so perhaps u may hv a chance of reincarnating into a taller, more handsome dickhead, but with the amount of naughty america ur watching... dream on!
dei why so deep dei? me no understand
haha
fucker
:D
say it